• Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not
  • patientlyy:

    how can i take selfies without wanting to kill myself afterwards

    You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.
    ― Marilyn Manson   (via feellng)

    (Source: dafukinsun)

    what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

    (Source: burgrs)

    harrygilmore:

    harry and louis get married have kids. one kid grows up to be a stylist and tells harry about his new client. “guess who i’m styling tomorrow dad” he says. “who are ya stylin….son” harry slaps his knee and congratulates himself on a good joke